A Dame, a Dork, and a Drunk is sixth chapter in Max Payne 3.
This chapter stars with Raul Passos coming in to Max's apartment, Max is sleeping on a table with some alcohol next to him. Passos wakes him up and tells him that their boss, Rodrigo Branco, wants to see them. Upon the arrival, they meet a new face in Branco's office, Armando Becker, who is promising that he will rescue Fabiana and safely return her to Rodrigo Branco. Later on, Max receives news that some "paramilitaries" are surrounding and invading the building. Max has no choice but to kill them in order to protect him boss, leaving Rodrigo Branco in his office locked down to ensure his safety while Max is taking care of business. After Max returns to the office, he finds Rodrigo Branco, his boss, dead on a table with a bullet in his head. Max then discovers that there is a bomb under the table on which Rodrigo Branco died, while picking up a broken photo stand of Fabiana off the floor. Max then tries to jump out the window but the bomb explodes and injures him. Throughout chain reaction explosions, the building starts to collapse.
Towards the end, Max finds a nearly dead "paramilitary" soldier who is severely injured and is unable to be hostile towards Max who then asks the soldier why they came to kill Rodrigo Branco, but the soldier replies that they have came to kill Max. The soldier then tells Max that Fabiana is being held by Commando Sombra up the hill.
- Max Payne
- Raul Passos
- Rodrigo Branco
- Marcelo Branco
- IT Guy (name unknown) (First appearance)
- Victor Branco
- Armando Becker
- Crachá Preto
- Secretary Lady (name unknown) (First appearance)